Note: They won a Grammy™ for this album. George Harrison is on guitar.

01. Sargent Stadanko - Narcotics officer speaks to a Catholic school class. This stuff can give you brain damage. Student rats out pusher for reward.
02. Peter Rooter - Commercial for STD removal.
03. Up His Nose - Jewish dad takes son to doctor because son puts everything up his nose.
04. Pedro And Man At The Drive-In - What's the hassle man? Friends get stuck in trunk after being smuggled into drive-in. Man breaks key in the lock. Pedro pees on the car and tells them it's raining. Film is Buggery On the High Seas.
05. The Strawberry Revival Festival - Two guys bicker. That's my Black Sabbath album. That's my bologna.
06. Don't Bug Me - Pedro calls to warn Man that he's about to be busted.
07. Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course - Commercial for this class.
08. Les Morpions - French Canadian talk-show with guest, Buster The Body Crab.
09. Cheborneck - Tastes like dog shit. Just don't step in it.
10. White World Of Sports - Interview with Tyrone Shoelaces of the Bloods.
11. Basketball Jones - All-star band included George Harrison, Carole King, Billy Preston and Tom Scott, with Darlene Love and Michelle Phillips (The Mamas & The Papas) as cheerleaders. Sung in falsetto by Cheech Marin, playing the title character Tyrone (as in "tie-your-own") Shoelaces, it tells the story of Shoelaces' love of basketball. It is a parody of the No. 16 Billboard Hot 100 song "Love Jones" by Brighter Side of Darkness. In the album version, the song is preceded by a mock interview with Jones' basketball coach named "Umgwana Kickbooti", in a parody of a Wide World of Sports interview conducted by a character named "Red Blazer".